CHEEKY STOAT

• Brown Finally Uses the 'C' word.... From MichaelStMark ^Pro in CHEEKY STOAT (48 days old)

  " Always a frown, with Gordon Brown " Caption & Stranglers lyrics rearrangement c. El Cheeky Stoat 2009 :>… more

• Play stoaty's "spot the difference". From MichaelStMark ^Pro in CHEEKY STOAT (153 days old)

  Spot the difference, stoat fans .... Some spineless maggots. Some HOC Labour MPs. .... "the abiding makeup of the average Nu-Lav jobsworth. The vast majority of the PLP have never held … more

• OUT DEMONS OUT ! ... on June 4th From MichaelStMark ^Pro in CHEEKY STOAT (160 days old)

  A Cheeky SToat Revolution Anthem Out Demons Out ... on June 4th. Make it payback time for the devious self-serving Westminster weasels.... and if the Chancellor or the bastard Exchequer … more

• G20 - A gathering of the vicious From MichaelStMark ^Pro in CHEEKY STOAT (222 days old)

  Extra Terrestrial nightmare in charge..."Mad Maggie" Thatcher at her height ; destroyer of quality of life for millions - the original vicious capitalist, the admired G20 archetype. Ever since … more

• Israel Guilt-Trips the West into accepting Genocide in Palestine. From MichaelStMark ^Pro in CHEEKY STOAT (285 days old)

  Please link to the Previous Post, above. Thanks CS.… more

• The BBC's Indecent Exposure From MichaelStMark ^Pro in CHEEKY STOAT (287 days old)

  The stoat's blood has been at boiling point all day and only now dropped to 90 degs, just enough to get this out regarding the British Bias Corporation's refusal to air an appeal for humanitarian reli… more

• You've seen the television, now would you like to watch some real? From MichaelStMark ^Pro in CHEEKY STOAT (307 days old)

  The stoat humbly requests you write just one post of your own with your personal view about the situation in Gaza....we maybe need to remember others in dire need and not just ourselves and ou… more

• A very decent human being From MichaelStMark ^Pro in CHEEKY STOAT (310 days old)

  AS - a very decent Jewish guy. He's going on the march for peace today. It's refreshing to see a celebrity member of the Jewish faith such as Alexei courageously risking limiting his career … more

• THERE'S SOMETHING ROTTEN IN THE STATE OF ISRAEL From MichaelStMark ^Pro in CHEEKY STOAT (314 days old)

  ...... and it's in the form of a bad egg Olmert. (Stoat post rehash) , EL CHEEKY STOAT , , Since the second intifada broke out in 2000, Israelis have killed nearly 5,000 Palestin… more

• Baby P night From MichaelStMark ^Pro in CHEEKY STOAT (360 days old)

  All sweetness and light at the Beeb Baby Pudsey nite is with us again folks, and we're expected to shell out the hard-earned ready crispies once more without question into the bunted Beeb bucket … more

• The Beeb bottle it From MichaelStMark ^Pro in CHEEKY STOAT (375 days old)

  J. Dross... laughing all the way to the beach. In addendum to my previous frothing ATM post, the stoat learns this evening that Johnathan Ross ( Johnny Dross to us ) is to be suspended without pa… more

• BBC ! Sack Dross and Bland - now's your big chance to show some balls, DG. From MichaelStMark ^Pro in CHEEKY STOAT (377 days old)

  Following the R2 "Manuel" schoolboy ansaphone stunt by the two cokeheads Johnathan Ross and Russell Brand, and with complaints to the Beeb now topping 30,000, now might be a ripe and convenient time … more

• Mountain marathon masochistic madness From MichaelStMark ^Pro in CHEEKY STOAT (378 days old)

  Settling in for the evening dressed to the nines in me wee tartan moleskin waistcoat & loungin' all comfy-like on me reed bed at back o' me snug hidey hole in't river bank; pappin' away contentedl… more

• The big Brown/Darling taxpayers' rip off. From MichaelStMark ^Pro in CHEEKY STOAT (397 days old)

  Today we hear of the so-called bail-out of High Street banks to the tune of a half a trillion squid of our hard-earned readies. All well and good, bleat the bought-off tabloids... a "necessary step… more

• The See-Thu Party Conference From MichaelStMark ^Pro in CHEEKY STOAT (411 days old)

  When it gets to the stage when the only thing keeping the dreadful Mr Gordon "clingon"TM Brown from being wiped away and flushed down the Labour lavatory of lost leaders - following in the eminent… more

• Beijing 2008 - scary bullshit on wheels. From MichaelStMark ^Pro in CHEEKY STOAT (458 days old)

  What's this all about then stoat fans? Who TF are they trying to impress? A lavish 4-hour ceremonial show involving thousands of made-up and pre-programmed production-line clones draped in m… more

• Sir Alan Schmuck. From MichaelStMark ^Pro in CHEEKY STOAT (515 days old)

  ... well at least, to any PC nightmares reading, that's how he actually describes himself... " I 'm just a Jewish Shmuck" - Sir Alan. Correct. And one who can't think of one original line beyond " Y… more

• GIVE THE PICKPOCKET PRIME MINISTER A GOOD KICK IN THE POLLS! From MichaelStMark ^Pro in CHEEKY STOAT (558 days old)

  Even though, as a wee stoat in a hole in the ground, my acute and immediate carnal interests make me somewhat detached from the rough & tumble of daily politics... still ..... The Artful Do… more

• Good day to bury some Brown stuff. From MichaelStMark ^Pro in CHEEKY STOAT (630 days old)

  Politicians. Who'd have em, heh? The Brown/Darling ticket (to hell) release the news that they've decided after all to nationalize the Northern Rock basket case bank, last thing on a frozen Sund… more

• The Stoat's New Year Potpourri From MichaelStMark ^Pro in CHEEKY STOAT (661 days old)

  'Scuse me while I shake/shiver me little furry bod free (flea) of water like a dog fresh in from the rain..... There you go. Nice out, isn't it? ( "Yes, now put it back in again " - Eric Morecambe.… more

• Bird Flu; The Sheer Nerve From MichaelStMark ^Pro in CHEEKY STOAT (724 days old)

  With the inevitable arrival of the killer strain of bird flu to this savage island - and timed just in time for "Christ"mas, comes the inevitable killer headline by that epitome of sober reportage… more

• The Devil Looks After His Own From MichaelStMark ^Pro in CHEEKY STOAT (731 days old)

  Tony Blair has been accused of "gold-digging" and "money-sucking" after he reportedly charged £240,000 for giving a speech in China. The China Youth Daily newspaper said the address had been lik… more

• Brown Bottles It From MichaelStMark ^Pro in CHEEKY STOAT (763 days old)

  Having just lost two hundred rabbits' feet down the pan at Ladbrokes just t'other day wi' them "flattering only to deceive" Kiwis going the way of the Aussies against England in the world cup rugby, I… more

• Brown's Snap Election Dead Cert' From MichaelStMark ^Pro in CHEEKY STOAT (777 days old)

  Here we go again, yet another Labour party conference, yet another hot air charade on control freak spin-doctored wheels. Minus of course the sickly permasmirk psychotic war criminal one at the lia… more

• HARDbalk From MichaelStMark ^Pro in CHEEKY STOAT (783 days old)

  I don't know if any of you dudes ever find yourselves all wideawake like at about 4am and turn on your tellys only to find a curious informal interview going on between two guys in suits over a low-sl… more

• Waiting for the sun was like waiting for the man in the moon From MichaelStMark ^Pro in CHEEKY STOAT (806 days old)

  As I lay basking on me back on't reed beds just down't river from me wee palatial riverbank stoathole, me white stoat fur underbelly getting nicely warmed up by't morning sun... I ponder.... Jeez H C… more

• Tribute to the Memory of Tony Blair From MichaelStMark ^Pro in CHEEKY STOAT (812 days old)

  PINK FLOYD - "DOGS" from the album "Animals". Enjoy Tony; enjoy the harvest you have sown. " What profits a man if he gains the whole world, yet loses his own soul?" … more

• Foot & Mouth (but no heart) stoat appendix. From MichaelStMark ^Pro in CHEEKY STOAT (822 days old)

  I read with horror the resumed plight of our baby cows with the quietly re-introduced live export of veal calves from these cruel and barbaric shores. 3,000 calves a week are now being exported to … more

• Foot & Mouth (but no heart) From MichaelStMark ^Pro in CHEEKY STOAT (824 days old)

  " Why do I have to share such a beautiful planet with so many selfish, heartless and vicious people? " - George Harrison, 1998. Stoaty one says if this doesn't touch our hearts with pity … more

• A Three-day St.Andrews Car Crash From MichaelStMark ^Pro in CHEEKY STOAT (828 days old)

  Jeez H Christ pogo-sticking doon Ben Nevis! Have ya ever clapped eyes on anything so utterly preposterous as the Ladies' golf up at the home of golf; St. Andrews on the Scottish sand-ridden, midge-rid… more

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