Even though, as a wee stoat in a hole in the ground, my acute and immediate carnal interests make me somewhat detached from the rough & tumble of daily politics... still .....
The Artful Dodger of Downing Street
... through the via media of my beat-up little battery-powered 5 " B & W telly rescued from't local skip, I do in fact tend to wind my little furry bod up into vile-to-behold furious mouth-foaming foot-stomping rants at the unashamed piss-take politics of our current un-elected leader, along with the way this country is being run ( into the ground ).
There seems no end to the shabby and shameful tactics Brown is prepared to use to keep loading-up the burden of pickpocket taxation upon each and every one. Only today it was revealed the hidden whammy of car tax from the last budget applying to older vehicles too, being sneaked out quietly ( as all the legislation that adversely affects the majority of people often is ).
The 10p tax rate also, we suddenly find, pickpockets money from the pensions of the lowest earners.
And the day before the local elections Brown decides to concede a "mistake" was made. Does he imagine folk can't see through his sickly, palsied politliar's facade?
This cynical glorified accountant has no principles, no direction, no interest in the welfare or well-being of the people of this country - it wouldn't surprise me if he puts aside a couple of hours each day to slouch his fat pinstriped arse in the No 10 Ercol daybed, solely to dream up new pickpocket stealth taxes. Already the ludicrous pickpocket bin tax levels are decided - but of course won't be announced til after May 1st.
What is he doing about re-distributing the massive wealth accrued by the utilities, the oil companies, the big food retailers, at the expense of grinding lower-paid families into the ground?
When will he ever tax the rich?
Before this rant gives wee Stoaty one a coronary, he urges all of you to give PICKPOCKET POLITICS (TM) its just dessert tomorrow in the council elections by giving the bastard Brown a good old fashioned kick in the polls.
Cameron and the Tories will doubtless be just as bloody bad when they take over, but at least protest vote whichever way tomorrow, as your way of telling the crook Brown to stuff himself and his soppy chancellor where the sun don't shine!
CHEEKY STOAT
(That was a Party Political Blogcast on behalf of the Principled Stoat party.)
rubychoo
Poor Gordon-The-Goldfish.
*laces up hard-knock boots*
Me first with the kick-the-shit-out-of-him
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