EL CHEEKY STOAT

Politicians. Who'd have em, heh?

The Brown/Darling ticket (to hell) release the news that they've decided after all to nationalize the Northern Rock basket case bank, last thing on a frozen Sunday to a half-dead nation, to make sure it makes it to the Monday gutter press on the same day as Al Fayed gives his "sensational" revelations in the Diana inquest... and the next day the Pakistan general elections.

In his court appearance, the Harrods megalomaniac will deliver damming and incredible accusations about the murder of Lady Diana, including the "fact" that Prince Philip is a filthy racist Nazi bastard and actually runs the country and MI6( !!!! )and that Harrods man was the only one privy to a phone call from the Princess on her arrival in Paris in 1997; revealing that she and Muslim Dhodi were about to be engaged and that she had a royal half-caste bun in the oven into the bargain..... and if you believe that the Kensington control freak didn't ALWAYS record his phone conversations, then you'll believe anything.

But there again; WHY were the paparazzi -the first on the crash scene - denied opportunity to give testimony. WHAT was the bright flash of light seen in the tunnel before the crash? WHY were all the CCTV cameras in the tunnel out of action that night only? WHY was Diana's body embalmed before the post mortem, contrary to normal practice? CONVENIENT that the only survivor from the crash, ex-SAS bodyguard Rees says he can't remember anything after leaving the Ritz. HOW did Henri Paul's "blood sample" contain enough carbon monoxide to render the ordinary man unconscious/dead?

Headlines guaranteed to usurp gay Gordon's NR faux pas which has left all us tax-paying suckers at least 3K worse off.

Just as in 9/11 with that Labour publicist'ess emailing that it "might be a good day to bury bad news", politliars - as ever - can always be guaranteed to sneak out the brown stuff under cover of other convenient headlines.

Shameless bunch of ass wipes, all of em' !!!

CHEEKY STOAT.