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  • "Global Warming & CO2 rises" - a stoat's angle.

    Sparked by fellow blogger in arms Ian Thorpe's latest, lampooning the so-called climate change experts, the bought-off scientists so-called consensus -  have a butchers

    Here's how a stoat down a dank hole  might - just might -  make more sense than the entire IPCC..

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    As vehicle numbers in large cities and conurbations worldwide rise almost exponentially, it'd be interesting to discover the downwind effect their emissions may be having on data from the measuring stations scientists use to derive figures on global CO2 and temperature rise.

    It may well be that stated global increases in CO2 and temperature that are imputed to be global are merely the result of combined readings corrupted by increases in localized pollution.
    Determining the geographical proximity of these measuring and sampling stations to large cities and analysing the prevailing wind directions at each location may give one good explanation for apparent global temperature and/or CO2 rises.

    Glacier retreat may also be explained in quite another way apart from mean air temperature allegedly rising. Particulates of industrial and vehicle ( esp heavy transport) pollution are being deposited onto glaciers ( fallout in rain & snow ) at a greater volume than at any time in man's history. These particles are dark or black in colour, the colour that absorbs heat due to its albedo ( reflective index) being very much less than the native snow or ice onto which it falls. Therefore a much greater amount of the sun's energy in form of radiation is absorbed through into the glacier than would previously be the case, causing it to melt and retreat from its pre-industrial  extent.
    The gold standard test for this hypothesis naturally being to compare retreats - or absence of - similar latitude and altitude glaciers of those remote from large industrial and population centres, with those relatively close by.

    - M.St.M

    As they say, there's usually a good reason for everything - but it aint necessarily the one they gave you at school, kiddies 

    CHEEKY STOAT

    * Copy&paste away, fellow surfers ...but be a decent chap or chapette and give a Stoat credit.. or I'll be down yer trousers like my cousin the ferret.

  • Saturday silliness, IBC down under..

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    How was it for you three Bruces?

  • Bibi & Blair meet Gilbert & George

    Gilbert and George
      Arse Holes
      c. London Dada 2014

    Re-working of the infamous Gilbert and George "artwork" Bum Holes.
    A self-evident appropriation where additional comment is totally superfluous.

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    Bum Holes ( 1994 )
    c. Gilbert & George

    - from their remarkable Shitty World series of the early 90s that rendered the talented twosome flush with success!

    Make of the gallery commentator's convoluted justification for male excrement, urine and semen on canvas what you will..
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    " The visual co-existence of any combination of the anal (shit), the penile (piss, spunk) and the oral (spit) challenges further the masculine rigidity of ‘I’, which provokes what Calvin Thomas calls ‘male anxiety’ and catalyses the queer affinities of the imagery. "

    Ahh FFS!

    CHEEKY STOAT

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    London Dada; Reconnecting art with true perception and criticism of the times we live in.

  • How Israel exercises its " right to self defence".

    Specifically the banana attack.

    Israel has no right to defend land stolen through the ethnic cleansing of an entire people from their ancestral homeland and by use of indiscriminate mass genocide of civilians: against the very descendants of the surviving refugees living in the world's largest prison, Gaza. Quite to the contrary, Palestinians certainly do have the right, both morally and in international law; to resist decades of occupation and blockade of even medical supplies, their inhumane imprisonment and denial of basic human rights over decades.

    Israel has virtually wiped Palestine off the map, yet, amazingly, is outraged at vengeful terrorists suggesting the reverse should happen as just recompense.

    Two thousand Palestinian civilians killed and thousands more horribly injured, many maimed for life - including hundreds of children  - vs less than a hundred Israelis, 95% of them soldiers killed or injured in battle during the illegal invasion of Gaza.

    Israeli government Zionist terrorist thugs don't know the meaning of compassion, fairness or of proportionate response. To them, the life of a Palestinian in the Zionist-created concentration camp called Gaza is worth less than that of an animal.
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    Kow-towing gutless politicians and statesmen - even, shamefully, the Arab League - make the usual token grudging whimpers of protest about "restraint" to the almighty Zionists. If Israel nuked Gaza tomorrow, you get the feeling even that would be tolerated in the long run, so ingrained by racial cronyism now is their corrupt and perverse influence at the heart of western establishment and mainstream media, proof of which is self-evident by the silence of the leaders including our own, David Chameleon - along with Ed Millibland and the wretched Clegg; fully paid-up sycophants of "The Friends of Israel"; in the face of unspeakable war crimes and genocidal atrocity never before seen in the history of warfare in the respect that the civilian population is fenced in and has nowhere to escape to for safe shelter.

    They're bombing mosques, hospitals and even targeting ambulances, the morgues are full to overflowing and the medical staff unable to cope with the stream of victims; whilst Israel continues to restrict access to relief aid at the one and only border crossing.

    And still Obama gives these heartless sub humans the green light to continue wreaking death and destruction previously unknown in warfare, onto an entire civilian population.

     Not for the first time the mental atmosphere of the entire planet is being polluted with anxiety, fear, grief and hatred by the unspeakably evil war crimes of the Israeli military; you don't have to be a sensitive psychic to feel it.

    Israelis will never achieve the balance of peace and security that they crave, so long as their government continues to practice unspeakable barbarity against the Palestinians and to deny them their human rights and legitamate claim to a state of their own.  How long will it take for truth to dawn - for hearts to open?

  • Jam Tomorrow Politics - 'give us more! '

    jam tomorrow politics
     A Triptych of 'Jam Tomorrow Politicians' TM

    The Con hold (a conman's hold) in Newark this week, albeit with a much-reduced majority, goes to show the electorate in this country can be flayed half to austerity death by a bunch of privileged out-of-touch crooks yet still be counted on to get their vote, even when their former MP, the bent bar steward Patrick Mercer, was forced to quit after being exposed in an unlawful lobbying scandal. Terminally unreal.
    Not that the Stoat advocates UKIP as the solve-all to the nation's woes - but bloody hell Middle England, grow the f*king spine to try something post-WW2 different
    FFS.

    CHEEKY STOAT

    The time-honoured world of Jam Tomorrow Politics, where don't worry everything's going to be just fine and dandy-rosy in the garden of tomorrow, blooming hedgerows of electoral pledges and all... if you can just hang on, work hard and keep swallowing the never-ending compost heap of shite they're forking out to you today...and I don't know whether anyone's ever noticed, but last time the stoat at least checked, it's always today - yes?

  • Cam, Clegg & Milli' - UKIP suit you sirs!

    ukip rosette
      The official UKIP rosette
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    Milliband speech
     
    Ed Milliband on the rebound and holding forth, soft-soaping the crowd with more " Jam Tomorrow Politics" c / w  grandoise Tony Bliar -style "Billy big balls statesman" hand gestures, at a Labour gathering the day after the Euro elections nightmare before... nicely turned-out and sporting a UKIP colored tie we see.
    Co-incidental / Subliminal?  Hardly.

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    Cameron's reserved UKIP shirt

     And a UKIP flavor shirt  awaiting the PM on his return from Brussels and pathetic grovel plead to lard arse Merkel and the EU tin pot bureaucrats to adopt a more basically UKIP-leaning stance.

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    Nigel Farage with trademark pint... and Vince "froth" Cable pictured during his pub outing with Nick Clegg today -  you guessed it sporting the obligatory UKIP blackcurrant  leash and drinking from the identical Farage " workin' bloke " tipple well.
    Well well well
    whatever next - The LibDoomed arguing for an in/out Euro referendum before 2015? You Bet !

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    First all three main parties and all the MSM subject Farage to a barrage of cheap shot juvenile personal abuse.. then when the electorate still vote for the party that best reflects their real concerns; start pilfering  UKIPs clothes boith politically and literally.

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    Cameron, Clegg, Milliband and UK Main Sewerstream media paid-off journos hacks & editors - anti-democracy bastards beneath contempt.

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    Toodle pip
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    CHEEKY STOAT .

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    * " Jam Tomorrow Politics" and " Jam Tomorrow Politicians" are phrases coined and introduced online by Michael St. Mark, 25th May 2014


  • A Lardy Lord's apology for an apology

    Breaking news on C4 this evening; that bastion of defense of womens' rights, Lord Rennard, finally apologizes to the four Lib Dem ladies who, over the past 15 months, have insisted he groped them during the course of their Parliamentary duties.
    In a blood-from-a-stone long-overdue letter to the women, the gracious Lord says sorry for " invading their personal space" ( lol ) and assures them it was entirely " inadvertent " ( LOL ).
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    So; the lard-laden Lord claims to have sneaked his sweaty paws down the back of a female party colleague's attire by accident... yet C4s Cathy Newman, in interview with one of the victims -  Ms Goldsworthy - didn't have the common gumption to spot the gropingly obvious and raise the insulting nature of Rennard's apology ( poor show, Channel 4   )
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    In that case; here at Stoat tunnels we thought it would definitely be rendering a valuable service to the overweight ermined one, to point out the subtle difference between an open filing cabinet and a lady's skirt; both of which I suppose could inadvertently be mistaken one for the other when frantically dipping ones hands here n' there abouts a busy office in the hectic thoes of coalition  - if one  urgently needs to get one's dirty MCP arse over to Specsavers that is...

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     Note to diary, Lord Rennard - the open filing cabinet drawer is at  bottom left. picture

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    Toodle pip!

    CHEEKY STOAT

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    * Linkback to the first CS Lord Rennard post, " when only a few words will suffice".

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    London Dada - reconnecting art with true perception and criticism of our times

  • A Cheeky Stoat pic tip for Clegg & the Lib Dem Lemmings..

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    FFS  get a grounded political advisor in pronto.. to knock it into yr poor naive numbskull the fact that your demented march Brussels'ward will inexorably lead to you and your fellow yellow lemmings tumbling right over yon white cliffs of Dover - aka the 2015  GE - on't way.
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    You can't argue with geography ( or political reality), Nick me old son !

    Toodle pip

    CHEEKY STOAT

  • Putin' the Proper Charlie right.

    daddy  __________________________ daily mail putin hitler idiocy 
     Shameless guilt-tripping the cannon fodder, 1914...... & shameless war-mongering lies, 2014
     

    george VI

    "Grandaddy, what did YOU and your brother do in the last war ...besides sucking up to that Mr Hitler chap?"

    Wallace hitler shake

    "... and were Daddy's family really in Hitler's Nazi party and the SS? "

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    and laters...

    lady di

    " Whatever Love is ......

    cpbowles
      ... besides taking my true love, the ravishing CPB, up the aisle behind your back "

    prince charlesCharlie Anachrasaur

    And no, those aren't earphones Proper Charlie perma-wears - they're giant ear PLUGS shutting out the REAL WORLD.
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    FFS you cuff-fiddling Goons-worshipping twit, Putin's no angel, esp' in his unqualified support for the genocidal Assad regime, but he sure as hell aint no Hitler - you know, that loveable rogue your father admired in his youth and your relatives grovelled to serve and appease?

    Toodle pip

    CHEEKY STOAT

    btw.  Just in case anyone has any doubts...


  • One must save the Rhino!

    Royal Idiocy

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    CHEEKY STAT
     

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    London Dada - kickstARTing the 21st C.




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