• Heading for a Bugger's Muddle Parliament

    Responding to blogger, writer  and poet Ian Thorpe's recent post highlighting absence of newspaper headlines on a string of astonishingly abusive election run-up incidents perpeprated against members of political parties that don't curry favour with the corporate MSM's bought-off editors.

    In particular, one prominent crazy-as-a-craphouse rat  Lib Dem woman's  poisonous rants, that conveniently slipped below the headlines...

    "A Liberal Democrat activist who sits on two national party committees has been suspended from her regional party after a string of sexist comments on social media. The activist in question, Sarah Noble, made multiple tweets of a disturbingly hateful nature, including "kill all men”, "fuck men”, and "die cis[gendered] scum” "


    Didn't notice many front page splashes on this rabid woman's twitter spew - as there certainly would have been for similarly deranged comments by a Labour or UKIP luminary at the moment.

    Vested interest MSM propaganda isn't only about unsubstantiated headline shouts in, say, the Torygraph chip wrapping, but is also pushed across the board by bent editors' politically-biased selective news promotion / omission.

    This election, more than any other, is a battle between dinosaur hard copy corporate media- biased news and now strong free range social media; that explains the inexorable rise of smaller parties over recent years.

    Maybe a Buggers' Muddle Parliament TM is no bad thing ... great TV!

    Toodle Pip

    Cheeky Stoat

  • NHS reality, winter 2015

    12 Ambulances

    Captioned photo, origin unknown.
    Public service image for download / retweet etc

  • A Chameleon with ties to UKIP

    During coverage of Chameleon Dave's final token visit to the doomed Tory cause called Rochester and Strood yesterday, the Stoat sits abruptly up on his springy reed bed at the sight of the PM brazenly sporting the old UKIP blackcurrant leash!

    Just as I've suggested through several posts over many a long year; politicians do in fact attempt to play subliminal mind games with the electorate via the colour of the tie they accidently-on-purpose choose to wear for a given event or speech. Gone on Tuesday was the true Tory blue tie shining beacon-brightly out at us at PM Qs, Conference platform rant or Lord Mayor's Banquet lame joke-around; nay, herewith the Prime Minister of this country clinging desperately to a dope's hope - magical thinking. That somehow the sight of big chief Downing Street wearing UKIP colors will, in some Freudian way, sway UKIP waverers into believing a Farage mirage to be nearly the same as Farage himself in all but fag & pint down the local, name.

    Nice try, loser

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    UKIP Dave with the ravishing Kelly Tolhurst, the Conservative candidate for the seat of R&S
    18/11/2014  ( image courtesy Daily Torygraph )


    Cameron ukip shirt
    Image from June 1st 2014 blog post; " Cam Clegg & 'Bland - UKIP suit you sirs!!! "

    Linkback here


    Update; 26/11  The wretched Nick Clegg now dangling by the UKIP lifeline leash too - as predicted.
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    Nick " UKIP colors" Clegg is set to outline his proposals to curb benefits to European Union migrants during a meeting with his German counterpart in Berlin.

    Toodle pip


  • Bend it again Sepp.

    All the old Cheeky Stoat gags are the best here we go again following the latest sewer of corruption manhole cover-lift view down on more passing poo'ey naughtiness by those loveable rogues FIFA and World Cup bidding-rigging in favor of Qatar and holding the tournament in a frikkin' outdoor oven.

    This guy'll bend it all day long with a piss-taker's permagrin etched far and wide across his fat, greasy, corrupt old chops; while that evergreen stuck-in-a-football time warp clique of old school tie tossers, that anachronistic archetype of the days of Coleman commentary and the leather ball - the FA - simmer with impotent rage.
    That'll teach 'em to play fair with foreigners!




    Toodle pip 


    ( Link to BILB artwork from 2011 )

  • "Global Warming & CO2 rises" - a stoat's angle.

    Sparked by fellow blogger in arms Ian Thorpe's latest, lampooning the so-called climate change experts, the bought-off scientists so-called consensus -  have a butchers

    Here's how a stoat down a dank hole  might - just might -  make more sense than the entire IPCC..


    As vehicle numbers in large cities and conurbations worldwide rise almost exponentially, it'd be interesting to discover the downwind effect their emissions may be having on data from the measuring stations scientists use to derive figures on global CO2 and temperature rise.

    It may well be that stated global increases in CO2 and temperature that are imputed to be global are merely the result of combined readings corrupted by increases in localized pollution.
    Determining the geographical proximity of these measuring and sampling stations to large cities and analysing the prevailing wind directions at each location may give one good explanation for apparent global temperature and/or CO2 rises.

    Glacier retreat may also be explained in quite another way apart from mean air temperature allegedly rising. Particulates of industrial and vehicle emission (especially with regard to the dramatic increase in soot-producing diesel-powered cars and HGVs ) pollution are being deposited onto glaciers ( fallout in rain & snow ) at a greater volume than at any time in man's history. These particles are dark or black in colour, the colour that absorbs maximum heat due to its albedo ( reflective index) being very much less than the native snow or ice onto which it falls. Therefore a much greater amount of the sun's energy in form of radiation is absorbed through into the glacier than would previously be the case, causing it to melt and retreat from its pre-industrial  extent.
    The gold standard test for this hypothesis naturally being to compare retreats - or absence of - similar latitude and altitude glaciers of those remote from large industrial and population centres, with those relatively close by.

    - M.St.M

    As they say, there's usually a good reason for everything - but it aint necessarily the one they gave you at school, kiddies 


    * Copy&paste away, fellow surfers ...but be a decent chap or chapette and give a Stoat credit.. or I'll be down yer trousers like my cousin the ferret.

  • Saturday silliness, IBC down under..

    icebucket challenge3

    How was it for you three Bruces?

  • Bibi & Blair meet Gilbert & George

    Gilbert and George
      Arse Holes
      c. London Dada 2014

    Re-working of the infamous Gilbert and George "artwork" Bum Holes.
    A self-evident appropriation where additional comment is totally superfluous.


    Bum Holes ( 1994 )
    c. Gilbert & George

    - from their remarkable Shitty World series of the early 90s that rendered the talented twosome flush with success!

    Make of the gallery commentator's convoluted justification for male excrement, urine and semen on canvas what you, er, willy.
    " The visual co-existence of any combination of the anal (shit), the penile (piss, spunk) and the oral (spit) challenges further the masculine rigidity of ‘I’, which provokes what Calvin Thomas calls ‘male anxiety’ and catalyses the queer affinities of the imagery. "

    Ahh FFS!



    London Dada; Reconnecting art with true perception and criticism of the times we live in.

  • How Israel exercises its " right to self defence".

    Specifically the banana attack.

    Israel has no right to defend land stolen through the ethnic cleansing of an entire people from their ancestral homeland and by use of indiscriminate mass genocide of civilians: against the very descendants of the surviving refugees living in the world's largest prison, Gaza. Quite to the contrary, Palestinians certainly do have the right, both morally and in international law; to resist decades of occupation and blockade of even medical supplies, their inhumane imprisonment and denial of basic human rights over decades.

    Israel has virtually wiped Palestine off the map, yet, amazingly, is outraged at vengeful terrorists suggesting the reverse should happen as just recompense.

    Two thousand Palestinian civilians killed and thousands more horribly injured, many maimed for life - including hundreds of children  - vs less than a hundred Israelis, 95% of them soldiers killed or injured in battle during the illegal invasion of Gaza.

    Israeli government Zionist terrorist thugs don't know the meaning of compassion, fairness or of proportionate response. To them, the life of a Palestinian in the Zionist-created concentration camp called Gaza is worth less than that of an animal.
    Kow-towing gutless politicians and statesmen - even, shamefully, the Arab League - make the usual token grudging whimpers of protest about "restraint" to the almighty Zionists. If Israel nuked Gaza tomorrow, you get the feeling even that would be tolerated in the long run, so ingrained by racial cronyism now is their corrupt and perverse influence at the heart of western establishment and mainstream media, proof of which is self-evident by the silence of the leaders including our own, David Chameleon - along with Ed Millibland and the wretched Clegg; fully paid-up sycophants of "The Friends of Israel"; in the face of unspeakable war crimes and genocidal atrocity never before seen in the history of warfare in the respect that the civilian population is fenced in and has nowhere to escape to for safe shelter.

    They're bombing mosques, hospitals and even targeting ambulances, the morgues are full to overflowing and the medical staff unable to cope with the stream of victims; whilst Israel continues to restrict access to relief aid at the one and only border crossing.

    And still Obama gives these heartless sub humans the green light to continue wreaking death and destruction previously unknown in warfare, onto an entire civilian population.

     Not for the first time the mental atmosphere of the entire planet is being polluted with anxiety, fear, grief and hatred by the unspeakably evil war crimes of the Israeli military; you don't have to be a sensitive psychic to feel it.

    Israelis will never achieve the balance of peace and security that they crave, so long as their government continues to practice unspeakable barbarity against the Palestinians and to deny them their human rights and legitamate claim to a state of their own.  How long will it take for truth to dawn - for hearts to open?

  • Jam Tomorrow Politics - 'give us more! '

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     A Triptych of 'Jam Tomorrow Politicians' TM

    The Con hold (a conman's hold) in Newark this week, albeit with a much-reduced majority, goes to show the electorate in this country can be flayed half to austerity death by a bunch of privileged out-of-touch crooks yet still be counted on to get their vote, even when their former MP, the bent bar steward Patrick Mercer, was forced to quit after being exposed in an unlawful lobbying scandal. Terminally unreal.
    Not that the Stoat advocates UKIP as the solve-all to the nation's woes - but bloody hell Middle England, grow the f*king spine to try something post-WW2 different


    The time-honoured world of Jam Tomorrow Politics, where don't worry everything's going to be just fine and dandy-rosy in the garden of tomorrow, blooming hedgerows of electoral pledges and all... if you can just hang on, work hard and keep swallowing the never-ending compost heap of shite they're forking out to you today...and I don't know whether anyone's ever noticed, but last time the stoat at least checked, it's always today - yes?

  • Cam, Clegg & Milli' - UKIP suit you sirs!

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      The official UKIP rosette

    Milliband speech
    Ed Milliband on the rebound and holding forth, soft-soaping the crowd with more " Jam Tomorrow Politics" c / w  grandoise Tony Bliar -style "Billy big balls statesman" hand gestures, at a Labour gathering the day after the Euro elections nightmare before... nicely turned-out and sporting a UKIP colored tie we see.
    Co-incidental / Subliminal?  Hardly.


    Cameron's reserved UKIP shirt

     And a UKIP flavor shirt  awaiting Chameleon Dave on his return from Brussels and pathetic grovel plead to lard arse Merkel and the EU tin pot bureaucrats to adopt a more basically UKIP-leaning stance.

    Brookes ripoff
    * Update Friday Oct' 25th. Nice to see The Times Cartoonist Peter Brookes got the idea in the end, albeit with dyslexia.
       + We'd been referring to Cameron as UKIP Chamlelion for weeks prior to this.

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    Nigel Farage with trademark pint... and Vince "froth" Cable pictured during his pub outing with Nick Clegg today -  you guessed it sporting the obligatory UKIP blackcurrant  leash and drinking from the identical Farage " workin' bloke " tipple well.
    Well well well
    whatever next - The LibDoomed arguing for an in/out Euro referendum before 2015? You Bet !

    First all three main parties and all the MSM subject Farage to a barrage of cheap shot juvenile personal abuse.. then when the electorate still vote for the party that best reflects their real concerns; start pilfering  UKIPs clothes boith politically and literally.

    Cameron, Clegg, Milliband and UK Main Sewerstream media paid-off journos, hacks, cartoonists & editors - anti-democracy bastards beneath contempt.


    Toodle pip



    * " Jam Tomorrow Politics" and " Jam Tomorrow Politicians" are phrases coined and introduced online by Michael St. Mark, 25th May 2014

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