CHEEKY STOAT

Anyone watching that dreadful BBC folly " The secret life of cats" last night would have cringed at the terrible waste of punters' money being spunked at the Beeb on pointless programme-making debacles such as this.
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An entire studio equipped with banks of monitors, spycams, steadicams, GPS tracking linked to outside broadcasting vans, large screen graphics displays and a roster of overpaid presenters... all to keep a track on the nocturnal habits of the average domestic pussy... er cat.
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When anyone with even a  small modicum of common knowledge the size of a cat's furry bell already knows what TF  they get up to - go out, kill a few slugs and mice, prowl around a bit, have a crap then a scrap with / rape of next-doors moggie and sneak in to munch the spoils of victory from its bowl.
. What TF new did the dapper team of investigators learn FFS besides what the nation's overgrown weed gardens look like from about four inches off the ground, courtesy of "catcam" ?
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F*k off BBC you drab talentless collection of gravy train-riding  jobs-for-the-boys worths!
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Try something different, Auntie - like this from the hilariously wonderful Cathead's Cranky World - " Last Night's Fun - Abigail gets hers!"
( but you never will because you're run by a dismal bunch of talent-averse and humourless pompous-arsed out-of-touch Oxbridge-indoctrinated stuffed shirts.  )

Toodle Pip

CHEEKY STOAT

"Scientists discovered the cats appeared to try to avoid confrontation with neighbouring felines and visit each others houses. However, the cat cam footage also revealed squabbles over territory remained. There was also an incident with a fox and with a nest of fledglings"
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*Departing my stoat TV lounge for the computer room, I catch one last running strapline banner on Sky News that is naturally today, along with the bollockshead BBC, more  full of it than ever.
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It of course being in the form of the virtual state funeral at taxpayers' expense of the most hated western leader of modern times...
"Police have this morning given permission for protestors to turn their backs on Margaret Thatcher's coffin"
How about that? What more needs to be added to the debate as to whether the UK has become a police state?
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Anyway....Wishful thinking, yes.
Wishing that today's funeral was a funeral not only for an out-and-out madwoman called Maraget Thatcher but for Thatcherism itself. An end to that perculiarly vicious mentality that pervaded her time in office and continues on, through Blair and now Cameron, to this day -a mentality devoid of compassion or feeling for others.
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Straight brutal economics was her forte, no time for its impact on society, which of course, in her insanity, she didn't believe even existed.
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The free market and privatisation of all assets at all costs, no matter that we can all see today, only too vividly, where exactly that obscenity of thought has inexorably led us..
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No time for "moaning minnies"  mamby-pamby pandering to human values or ordinary peoples' right to security in work and in housing that form the backbone, the bedrock, of any decent society.
Hers was surely a value system straight out of Orwell's 1984 - a year, fittingly enough, when she was in power and in her most destructive pomp - where money and ultra privilege for the corrupt and ruthless few is guarded by the iron fist of state power."
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Money and power for the select few at the expense of the vast majority's human rights, dignity and quality of life"..would make quite the apt epitaph.
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It's that Thatcherite bitch of a bullying, arrogant and inhumane attitude forming political policy resulting in repressive, unfair and expolitative legislation that needed burning to ashes at Mortlake today-  and its wretched soul booting straight to the bottom of one of her shut-down pits, forever.

Toodle Pip,

Cheeky Stoat

* Stoat joke of the week..

Q. How do you Mark Thatcher's funeral?
A.  With an illegal African arms deal and some fun gun-running, natch.

Good Lord !?

Meanwhile, finally, a politician whose brain is actually in gear over this...

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Margaret Thatcher in her insane bellicose pomp, addressing a 1970s Conservative party conference.

With many a gong-coveting grovelling mainstream media hack falling over himself  to laud praise on the iron lady of Grantham, we at stoat towers thought it would be nice to add our own eulogy to the remarkable achievements of this former prime-minister's governments.

* Wrecked entire mining communities, putting thousands of eminently decent hard-working men on the scrapheap whilst  laying waste to much of the country's manufacturing and skill base.
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"She destroyed the coal industry, the steel, car, bus and motor-cycle manufacturing, truck and bus-making, ship-building and print-industry, the railway workshops… she destroyed more than a third of Britain's manufacturing capacity, significantly more than Hitler's Luftwaffe ever achieved.

She did this not just because she prefered the spivs and gamblers in the city -they were her kind of people. But because above all, she hated trades unionism, and was determined to destroy it".... George Galloway MP

* Literally coshed the Trade Unions to their present toothless token existence  in order to enact pernicious employment laws, making hire & fire easier and eroding workers' rights across the board.
Longer hours for less money and no job security to line the profit pockets of the rich, that's her legacy

* Passed Draconian housing law, getting rid of Protected Tenacies in the private sector. When your landlord gives you 2 months to get out of your home ( because he can ), you know who to thank.

* Brought in the care for the elderly act, forcing those in need of residential care to pay for their house a second time to fund it.

* Gave the order to sink the General Belgrano with the deaths of  hundreds of young sailors  during the Argentine conflict, desipe being informed it was outside the Excusion Zone and sailing away from it at the time. Goaded the Argentines into retaliation, sinking HMS Sheffield with an Exocet sea -skimmer  missile, costing many British lives.

* Introduced the curse of privatization, selling off state assets such as water and gas that belong to the whole of the British People by rights. Inititiated deregulation of  the financial markets through her friend Alan Greenspan, leading inexorably to the current worldwide  financial black hole.

* etc etc etc ... oh and cutting out free school milk for growing kids to save a few million when Education Minister in the 1960s.
( The good electoral sheeple of the UK can never say they didn't see a dark, heartless malevolence emerging over the political horizon...)

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Yes, boys and girls, here's just so much to thank her for.

Doing the Twitter rounds just now is " Thatcher dead  - rejoice at that news! ".

When Cameron says " Thank goodness for Mrs Thatcher " , as he did,  we know exactly where he's at, what and who he really stands for.

Margaret Thatcher was a thoroughly nasty and vindictive Tory bigot and vulgar money-worshipper.

Let's all thank her properly on April 17th

Toodle Pip

CS

* Post presently being updated...

Re-post from a couple of years back ..and amazingly relevant today; "Meat Hook Reality Monday" TM

The stoat will today Tweet  Liam Byrne (  Shadow Work & Pensions)  asking whether Labour will commit to scrapping the " brutal" ( his words)  bedroom tax if re-elected. This should be good....
Stop press- of course the two-faced political slimeball didn't reply, not to three repeat Tweets.

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."Find out just what a people will submit to, and you have found out the exact amount of injustice and wrong which will be imposed upon them; and these will continue till they are resisted with either words or blows, or with both. The limits of tyrants are prescribed by the endurance of those whom they oppress.”

Frederick Douglass

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The quiet tyrant cometh...

... and he's about to get even louder.

Bearing in mind....... the Tories eviscerated British manufacturing in the 1980s, leaving us at the mercy of a service sector infested by greedy bankers led by the likes of Fred Goodwin.

Yet leading the German recovery, for example, is steelmaker ThyssenKrupp. They manufacture high quality carbon steel, machine tools, automotive parts – everything British workers used to make before the Tories branded them ‘the enemy within' and destroyed their industries, communities, and their pride.

Generational unemployment followed – for those who failed to find work in a call centre – and the Tories now blame them for their unemployment, describe their children as ‘feral', and attack their daughters' sexual morality.
Britain's Tories – the most unpatriotic ruling class in the world.....remember when they pontificate "we're all in this together" they mean You're in the shit  together, plebs"

Now. Behold the latest Tory toff millionaire axeman looming on the horizon of this bleak British industrial wasteland - a drab characterless drone who makes the gingerballs drip Danny "amnesty for IIs" Alexander look like a superhero. Fresh out of heading a social inequality research group( LOL ), fresh from being kicked out of the Tory leadership, now handed an "axe blanche" by the prick Cameron to slash the welfare budget by fair means or foul. And believe the stoat when he says its going to be bloody foul.

" Cutting the scroungers down to size" ... but notice, CONspicuous by its absence at CONference, Corporation Tax evasion - that costs the country at least ten times more than benefit fraud.

Under the typical hypocritical political TM guise of "fairness" this "quiet man who is not to be underestimated" and dab hand at portraying black as white, will today at the CONservative CONference announce through the "Chancer" of the Exchequer - that snotty snivelling little pinstriped sack of shite George "Oik" Osborne - plans to unify all benefits "because too many people are trapped in poverty and are better off on benefits than in employment" ( huh? - ed )
Well that's f*ing well saying something, when the level of benefits in Britain in real terms is about the lowest in western Europe.

Of course the meat hook reality behind this charade of lame and nonsensical excuses is, basically, savage benefit cuts across the board c/w an entire Reichstag of hard-nosed bureaucratic hatchet men alongside gangs of vindictive snoops in place to enforce new legislation re-defining "incapacity" in a whole new light ( ie. "if you can get out of bed you're fit for work you lazy bastards" ).

And here's where the real purport behind Cameron's Big Society idea doubtless comes into play.
Volunteering. That's the big idea.... get the 4 million layabouts out n' working for nothing. Brilliant!

Iain Duncan Smith, 20 years the social visionary... one minute away from a chauffeur-driven
ride back to his ivy-dripping multi million pound manse in the countryside.

Get the dumbed-down sheep out stacking shelves and shovelling shit for nowt! Just think what that'll do for the economy!
Far East sweat shop owners eat yer hearts out, you got serious competition.

IDS, Oik, Cameron and the Tories; we at Stoat towers salute your devious genius!

CHEEKY STOAT

Let's hear it for the dyed-in-the-yellow wool sheep of Eastleigh! Still bleating strong post-lying creep Hulme and time shivering under gas & elec' utilities price cosh and fast-privatizing NHS OAP murder, that spineless slimeball Clegg by default allows to continue ( his "stunning victory" line was quite apt, the stoat thought - stunned with surprise at shaving it more like. )

Would be truly incredible if it wasn't so f*ing depressingly predictable. ( " depressingly predictable" nicked by Osborne's witless scriptwriters, note)

( comment on recent  LibDem voter-bashing post at www.greenteeth.blog.co.uk )

Toodle Pip!

CHEEKY STOAT

(all pics click-enlargeable)

" .. strange though it is to say about a pilot, Harry comes across as grounded" - Paraic O'Brian Channel 4's Afghanistan reporter.
And, from the i Paper..

" It was getting boring, it's boring when you don't fly" - Prince Harry

Harry didn't say he'd personally shot any Taliban, he said "take a life to save a life, that's what we say" and  "we take them out of game"

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"Taking them out of the game"... merely military speak, though it's easy to see how some might get confused...

" .. it's boring when you don't fly"

Of course our daring darling hero Prince would never be let out of heavily fortified Camp Bastion, not for a jimmy riddle.

The UK establishment has far too much to lose to risk its number one overseas military status symbol poking his Apache 'copter blades an inch above the royal safe house's massive reinforced concrete perimeter walls.

So. Faffing about kicking sand around in Camp Bastion for four months... or gung ho gunning-down "the bad guys" by the dozen?

The ginger prince most probably isn't a coward - its just a shame he'll never be allowed to get the chance to be a hero either.

So.  Who's telling it like it is - a humble stoat down a sundry blog tunnel... or the nation's entire mainstream media, TV & tabloid jobsworth journalists & editors combined ?

Is there any lie they won't push to the British public to keep personal promotion & royal gong prospects intact?

Ask two very silly questions.

Toodle pip.

CHEEKY STOAT

STOP PRESS;
Harry "overjoyed" to be back in Blighty again, doubtless chomping at the royal bit to get back into the old five-grand-a-night taxpayer-funded-hotel party-naked romp-with-hookers: swing of things.

It's a tough "other job" but hey, in time-honoured tradition some ultra-priviliged royal parasite or other gets to do it.

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link-back to related post;
http://cheekystoat.blog.co.uk/2012/08/24/prince-harry-the-right-royal-prick-exposed-again-14599559/

Click for the "high definition admission"

The entire sporting world and associated media up in arms over Lance Armstrong's despicable and outrageous long-term TDF cheating regime  whilst at the time having known full well what was going on, hardly one having the gonads to speak out about it.
Precisely because they were all up to their spineless necks in being happy as pigs in shit taking the cyclist's bent shilling.

Same went for Tiger 'superstud' Woods, Jimmy " now then now then" Savile etc.

Hero-worship gone bunkers bonkers.

Some say, barring exceptions, it's a generic/genetic trait of the human being - an inbuilt propensity to cheat and abuse the weak and vunerable in order to gain personal power or pleasure.
That may well, sadly, be the unavoidable uncomfortable reality.
But what can be avoided is the terrible mistake of making heroes out of  fairly obviously ego-driven loud mouths,  "giving it the big 'un".

Crass though it may sound, only those showing genuine humility and selfless service to others should  be looked up to and given leader status.

At any rate, the old adage " make no man your master"  pretty well goes without saying.

They got it right - yet the same old bollocks going strong 36 years on...

" whatever happened to
Leon Trotsky?
he got an ice pick
that made his ears burn"

- cool lyrics!

CHEEKY STOAT

Israeli Govt. - Taking its genocidal sledgehammer to crack a lightly armed resistance walnut... again.

Yet again the old time-honoured Israeli govt. pre-election hoarse (sic) chestnut gets wheeled out; now as justification for the latest Israeli air force/ naval bombardment of the 1.6 million population - half of whom are children - in the Jewish version of the SS-guarded concentration camp called Gaza....

" Israel has a right to defend itself".

Dont know about you, but down here in stoat tunnels that tiresome tyrant's apologist whine is beginning to wear a bit thin... and tonight's repetition of same from the Oval office did in fact blow a stoat gasket.

So here goes;
Want to talk "rights", Netanyahu / Hague / Obamha?

How about this?

" No nation has the right to defend illegally-occupied land against those from which it previously violently and systematically ethnically cleansed and is currently imprisoning, oppressing and denying basic human rights under the Geneva convention."

" Israel has NO right to expect to live in peace, free from retaliation from radical elements among those it has deprived of their human dignity and caused untold historic generational suffering to.. for as long as its government balks from allowing the Palestinan people basic human rights and just reparations."

Isn't it a little rich for the playground bully to complain when he gets a bloody nose off one of his battered victims now and again?

Its high time the obscene attitude of mind that manifests in abuse of power and cruelty to others to be wiped off the map - whether it be child abuse, environmental destruction or the victimization of an entire people.

Netanyahu - cometh the Israeli election cometh the dog of war.
Someone who makes other peoples' lives hell on earth to feather their own nest shouldn't be surprised if one or two get vindictive enough to want to organize a bit of payback.
That's maybe not ideal or even right in a perfect world - but it IS human nature and always will be - WUA smell the no-brainer coffee Benj' old bean.

Like the car crash you can see starting - skidding out of control up the road - the scene of the major accident looks like being a spring 2013 PE  Iran strikes & World War 3 the way this scarily demented US-backed Zionist zealot's carrying on. 

Toodle pip,

CHEEKY STOAT.

* RE-TWEET FOR THE CHILDREN OF GAZA, CHANGE THE WORLD BY ENLIGHTENED IDEA

This post favoured on Twitter by George Galloway MP

With news flooding in on all channels tonight about le Gendarmerie discovery of les romantic runaways en Bordeaux apres being snitched on by some goodie-two-shoes local hotelier woman, the stoat can't help but see right through the preposterous histrionics whipped up by the media over this matter, all in the name of rag sheet sales to the great tut -tutting tittle-tattling British public. ( try saying that with a mouthful of fresh croissant  ).

A classic case of the dirty Murdoch press tail wagging the tired old police dog IETWO.

The Lewes lovers were already close, Megan obviously advanced for her years and only weeks away from her sixteenth birthday for god's sake; when little if any media or police fuss would have been made about embarking happily and willingly zee ferry to France with teach'.

Megan - pretty well sweet 16...

Which brings us neatly to the point.
" Sir" - rather stupidly - just couldn't wait for Meg to come
of age.
Lots of men have tried to do the 14/15 underage mink gig, many men would secretly like to try yet few would appear to succeed and when they do it often comes with a hefty family/career price tag attached, as in the scandalous case decades ago of Jerry Lee Lewis and his 13-yr old bible belt bride.

There again who knows, when Forest gets out the big house in a year or two - hopefully having survived intact any castration attempts by fellow inmates - and Meg having turned 16 & sold her dirty flirty little story  to The Sun,  the power of love may well see the happy couple living in wedded bliss behind the perpetually sunny paint-peeling wooden shutters of some Ivy-dripping Bordeaux chateaux & with a sprog on the way.

The Stoat hears sir's a budding musician of sorts, maybe he could try putting out a cover of this cute Motorhead ditty to get back on his financial feet... before the almost obligatory film deal is signed.
Will it be " Jeremy Lee Lewes"?

Toodle Pip!

CHEEKY STOAT

Sobering PS - On average 13,000 children, some under 10, phone the Samaritans each week with tales of deep unhappiness at home; much of which involves abuse - psychological. physical or sexual - by family members.
How many of those stories ever make it onto the wretched Sky / BBC newsdesks?

BTW2 - Understatement of the year - .Jeremy Forest on seeing his wife for the first time since his little French excursion into fantasyland.
" Well I suppose I'm in the dog house then"..
UNDERSTATEMENT OF THE YEAR! 

Most of the usual tacky media angles on the right royal cavorting carrot top having been covered by now, it looks like it's left to the wee cheeky one to plop a dollop of satirical er, icing on the international strom cake before Private Eye's next smart ass-captioned cover hits the shelves...

F*k knows what all the media hysteria's about - everybody already knew what a little royal prick looks like..

A still from His Royal Highness's orgasmic £five grand-a-night Wynn Hotel taxpayer-funded bash.
Prince Harry - what a lad eh.

As a military officer, albeit cotton-woolled well away from the front line when on duty; the royal prick would perhaps do well in future to remember to keep himself covered-up before seeing action

Like so.

Toodle Pip!

CHEEKY STOAT